Life without Orcher, not as much fun as life with Orcher

hey does anyone have an orcher book that i can borrow for the next 4 weeks? i would be more than happy to pay for the shipping, I left mine in utah and i dont think my inlaws are going to be able to find it in all of our stuff in their basement, and i am thinking that life might be a bit easier with that lovely rainbow book. let me know (and seriously i am happy to pay shipping, and will return it when school starts).